Have you ever been with a woman?
HAAHAHHA I’M AROUND THEM EVERYDAY—-
… well, that’s for me to know and for you to find out. ;)
April 2012
Have you ever had an STD?
Nope.
Nope.
Never will.
hopefully
Have you ever ran over someone's pet?
I don’t have a license.
So not yet.
Have you ever fallen on concrete and scraped off half your face?
YES I HAVE.
I DIDN’T LIKE IT.
AND MY MOM, ONLY SEEING ME FALL FROM THE VIEW OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW, THOUGHT THAT I DROPPED MY BACKPACK.
Have you ever bitten into a pickle after being desperately hungry and then realized you hate pickles?
I love pickles, so I don’t see that happening. =o=
Have you ever opened a dumpster to find a screaming child inside? What would you do if you did? Because personally if it was screaming I might just close it and walk away....
If it wasn’t crying or screaming I’d take it to an animal shelter orphanage and leave it on the doorstep….. ifididn’tsellittoapedophileforcash.
Have you ever tried to compliment someone you liked but you freeze up and stutter over what you're saying so it comes out as mildly insulting?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH— yes.
March 2012
Have you ever had your male best friend try to explain the analogy your so-close-you're-almost-siblings other male best friend used which somehow arrives at the conclusion of pissing on corvettes as being a legitimate expression of caring and affection?
Is it bad that in this situation I am one of the male friends?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Yes.
But have you ever seen the rain?
Have you REALLY seen the rain?
Have you ever snuggled up against your sister while camping only to have your morning wood make the situation incredibly awkward?
Snuggling up against my sister?
Hell no.
But of course this has happened with my best friend.
And the situation only got weIrd. In a good way.
Have you ever wanted a defect in your chromosome 9p21, chromosome 4, or chromosome 6?
………….hellthefuckno.
No. :|
Have you ever electrocuted yourself with the hot water in a pot and flown backwards across the room sparking and when your boyfriend comes in and asks the logical and concerned question "DID YOU BURN YOURSELF?" you replied "NO YOU DICK, I FUCKING ELECTROCUTED MYSELF!" and then been given a strange look while he tries to figure out if you're being sarcastic?
You’ve been really busy since I went to bed last night, haven’t you?
No, but I’ve had a similar situation with a power socket.
Have you ever fallen asleep on top of a piano?
Yes,
and my music teacher woke me up with one of the most ungodly combination of keys.
Have you ever worn socks with sandals?
Just like an old, up-tight library woman.
It can’t be done.
Have you ever tripped and fallen and had your headphones fly out of your ears so you try to grab them but each goes a different direction so you flip over the bike you're riding because you hit a curb while paying attention to your headphones and skinned off your knees so you required surgery and stitches and skin grafting but first you had to walk all the way home with your broken knees and bike covered in blood with blood pooling on the asphalt around you and none of the cars passing you even
[cont.] bother to stop while you’re limping your broken ass back home down the freeway and you totally forgot to pick up your broken headphones off the pavement so you get home crying and exhausted and bloody all over but your mother gets angry at you for bleeding on the carpet and not charging your cellphone to call for an ambulance even though this is America and you don’t have health insurance and she refuses to take you to the emergency room until days later so you can’t walk for the rest of summer?
No. But I can give a semi-equivalent.
I once fell on concrete and scraped off most of the skin on my right arm in a fashion that looked like large claws scratched me and tore off my skin. Afterwards I ran to my mother while she was speaking with one of the cable guys that came to fix a problem we were having with one of the boxes and screamed “MOM, THE DEMON GOT OUT AGAIN!” and strangely enough she played along and said “Oh no…. not again. Get the Necronomicon and the cross and I’ll be there in a minute.” to which the cable guy said “It looks like you’re going to be busy so I’ll just come buy and finish up tomorrow.” and he jetted off. When he did come back the next day he was very cautious and started looking around his shoulder at every nose her heard.
When the guy got to my room to fix the box he screamed because I left my old Rat’s cage open and he jumped at the cable guy.
In another situation I fell on concrete and scraped off half of my face, but that’s a story for another time.
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
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The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
I want to throw up. I’m so fucking angry. Sign this shit.
signal boost because this is one of the most disgusting occurances invloving a child i have ever heard of. please sign it.Sign this. It will take you 5 seconds. A CHILD is about to be institutionalised because her gender does not match the one society has assigned to her. INSTITUTIONALISED.
I’m tired of all of the fucking ignorance thrown that causes situations like these! Why can’t people just shut the fuck up and let people live their loved. So what if they look DIFFERENT from what you picture a person to be?
It doesn’t matter as long as they have the intestines, organs, and bone structure to prove their humanity. That should be enough.
