- me: -watching a Life Alert commercial-
- me: they have such fake acting on these commercials
- me: they should get some amazingly mind-blowing actors to act the shit out of the fall-
- me: no
- me: they should have Michael Bay produce and direct a commercial
- me: like, there are explosions everywhere and there's a war going on
- me: then someone shoots off the legs of some guy
- me: and the shot guy falls over and says "GAH! I've fallen.... and I can't get up!"
- me: then he presses the life alert button
- me: and then Helicopters with plus signs on them rain from the sky and pick the guy up
- me: then one of the medics heterosexually looks into the eyes of the shot guy while holding his hand
- me: and the medic says "we've got you, buddy."
- me: while a dramatic explosion goes off behind them
- me: then as the helicopter takes off a missile is launching towards it
- me: and right before it hits the helicopter
- me: BAM. black screen
- me: and then "Life Alert" in a bloody font fades into the screen
- sister: ............
- sister: ...............
- sister: ...
- sister:
- sister:
- sister:
- sister: you're mind really expands on ideas doesn't it
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