perfectly appropriate reaction. my question is if your mum hates it, who in your house is the likely suspect for eating it?
my sister, my sister’s friends, or my mom’s friend that we’re rooming with
how is it that everyone automatically assumes I mean an actual animal style koala
YES I BOUGHT A PET KOALA
all i heard was YES I BOUGHT A PET KOALA
I bought a Koala
Sooooo guess who has a job
IT’S MY NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY
Here’ to never having problems buying cigs or alocohol again
NOOO THIRTY SECONDS IN AND MY SHIRT ALREADY HAS A STAIN ON THE SLEEVE
MY NEW COAT
taken in a Vancouver skytrain station with Alli, who is basically the best photographer everyone else go home.
Anyways, it’s hard to see because I’m so short but it’s almost floor length. The hood, when I bother to fix it properly, makes it very Assassin’s Creed-ish. I love it.
…..My hair is getting long.
THAT’S IT. I’VE GOT IT.
Jason will put on a false mustache, impersonate his father, and walk the fuck inside.
Sighs in content.
I told myself I wasn’t hungry….
and then I ate this whole bag of chips