fixmyduck replied to your post: my mom hates it when people eat food she bought…

perfectly appropriate reaction. my question is if your mum hates it, who in your house is the likely suspect for eating it?

my sister, my sister’s friends, or my mom’s friend that we’re rooming with

fixmyduck:

how is it that everyone automatically assumes I mean an actual animal style koala

YES I BOUGHT A PET KOALA

all i heard was YES I BOUGHT A PET KOALA

fixmyduck:

I bought a Koala

fixmyduck:

Sooooo guess who has a job

fixmyduck:

IT’S MY NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY

Here’ to never having problems buying cigs or alocohol again

fixmyduck:

NOOO THIRTY SECONDS IN AND MY SHIRT ALREADY HAS A STAIN ON THE SLEEVE

fixmyduck:

MY NEW COAT

taken in a Vancouver skytrain station with Alli, who is basically the best photographer everyone else go home.

Anyways, it’s hard to see because I’m so short but it’s almost floor length. The hood, when I bother to fix it properly, makes it very Assassin’s Creed-ish. I love it.

…..My hair is getting long.

rubyrubyrubyredux:

fixmyduck:

THAT’S IT. I’VE GOT IT.

Jason will put on a false mustache, impersonate his father, and walk the fuck inside.

fixmyduck:

Eats chip.

Sighs in content.

fixmyduck:

I told myself I wasn’t hungry….

and then I ate this whole bag of chips