the year is 2090. supernatural is getting an anniversary re-release, repackaged for a modern audience. crowds gather on earth’s city skyships to watch the ceremony, rumours of new promotional material for the first time in 75 years buzzing in the air. a single tear drops below one fan’s bionic eye. “Finally,” they whisper.
the curtains open, the set cover is unveiled. fans the world over fall to the floor in anguish. “No,” they cry.
“They just used photoshop.”
WOAH THERE CAS
YOUR EYES ARE KINDOF TEARING HIM APART THERE.
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL