we’ve managed to fit the whole country into the white house. obama just ordered everyone mcdonald’s. we’ve put romney out front to stand guard and keep watch.
update: romney has been sacrificed to the mayan gods
they seem sated
Well. Got up three hours early, spent them carefully and artfully designing my makeup and hair to adhere perfectly to achieve maximum dramatic natural beauty, angsted over my wardrobe and comfort versus style regarding shoes and my broken ankle, walked halfway to work through snow and sleet and slush, got a call saying my shift was cut thanks to low traffic from the snow.
you broke your ankle? D:>
Ha ha yeah like a month ago it was all swollen and Nicole was really worried about me and so I finally went to the doctor two weeks ago because the swelling SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE BY THEN and he told me I fractured it. :L
my tears, they do not stop
Today, my father tried to convince me that he had an OTP.
And that they have a love child…
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
who cares about “no shave november” what about “no romney for president november” that sounds better
“Owner of a Lonely Heart” - Yes
Yeah….. yeah….. I’M ESPECIALLY LOOKING AT YOU JOHN MARSTON!!
TWIG IN ON THE ROAD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.