update from america

discowarrior2112:

shopord:

thelumpytype:

stevenfresco:

we’ve managed to fit the whole country into the white house. obama just ordered everyone mcdonald’s. we’ve put romney out front to stand guard and keep watch.

update: romney has been sacrificed to the mayan gods

they seem sated

OMFG

lesbiaaans:

omg

fixmyduck:

sporkin:

fixmyduck:

Well. Got up three hours early, spent them carefully and artfully designing my makeup and hair to adhere perfectly to achieve maximum dramatic natural beauty, angsted over my wardrobe and comfort versus style regarding shoes and my broken ankle, walked halfway to work through snow and sleet and slush, got a call saying my shift was cut thanks to low traffic from the snow. 

fantastic.

you broke your ankle? D:>

Ha ha yeah like a month ago it was all swollen and Nicole was really worried about me and so I finally went to the doctor two weeks ago because the swelling SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE BY THEN and he told me I fractured it. :L

 #I was running for the bus

my tears, they do not stop

My Dad’s OTP

spazzumgurl:

natjustthat:

Today, my father tried to convince me that he had an OTP.

And that they have a love child…

OH MY GOD

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

animebarackobama:

who cares about “no shave november” what about “no romney for president november” that sounds better

Artist: Yes

mommysboyfriendbeatsus:

“Owner of a Lonely Heart” - Yes

theloupgaroux:

 #i don’t watch teen wolf #but i would pay good money to watch the big one plow the little one

Video Game Logic

iteacup:

briannaclawson:

emilerenee15:

Yeah….. yeah….. I’M ESPECIALLY LOOKING AT YOU JOHN MARSTON!!

TWIG IN ON THE ROAD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST