Describe your sex life with a Pokemon Move.

bigfatbeckoningcat:

margaritas-and-microwave-pizzas:

pedantic-dickhead:

professorrdollface:

webcomicschris:

numquam-vincar:

solarbeans:

ollivandur:

davidstrider:

temporalmaiden:

tyrianduplicity:

pokemonmasterkimba:

Random # generator: http://www.random.org/

Pokemon move list: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves

Go.

2hadow ball.

hyperbeam

protect

sand attack

Tail Whip

W-well then

Curse

oh

Rain Dance

Pffffffahahahaha

Flatter

OMF wHAT

Fake Tears

JYBYSDF,BVSDYFIVBSDUILVBES

Supersonic

:|

Poison fang 8) oh-HO

Leech Seed

OH OKAY.

notbolin:

“Coco was created by a little girl who was shipwrecked on a deserted island after a plane crash. Creator Craig McCracken describes Coco as having the head of a palm tree, as the child ate coconuts. The beak is a deflated raft as that was the means of transportation onto the deserted island, with the body of an airplane marking the plane she was on and the human feet that were sunburned as the only thing that child saw.”

rubyrubyrubyredux:

inspectahradio:

altradonnya:

panthereye24:

nerdofchaos:

lionswolf:

lumoslouis:

what have i made

omfg

OH MY GOD IS THIS ON ITUNES 

omg why does this fit so well

#jesus take the prndl

This version wins

GOD DAMMIT

theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

louque:

this image made me smile real big.

nyappyranger:

HEY TUMBLR, THERE IS A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR.

1.) Open Google. 2.) Search your LAST name, only your last name. 3.) Take the first picture that comes up. 4.)Put this on Tumblr 5.) This is you in 30 years.

sirmee:

stephystephy411:

scarfswag:

kiwi6461:

vennuk:

germanys-nipples:

i m a boOK

o ok

I’m going to be America in 30 years.

oh my god

wait…. what… why?!

I’ll turn so ugly that people mistake me for being a handsome guy. Lovely

oh my god

i’m hot

apeshit7x:

lokii-d:

loki-s-army:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

spaceopium:

theinsultingdetective:

coventry-conundrum:

elgoddamneddorado:

timelordsanddetectives:

A trailer for Thor if it had been told from Loki’s point of view.

Warning: May cause intense feels.

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR

This would be so cool if it ended with the ‘I never wanted to be king!’ line.

Mmm, agreed.

Why don’t we have a Loki movie yet?!

STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELS OK

OMG THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT I LOVE YOU WHO EVER MADE THIS… I GOT GOOSE BUMPS!!!!!!! MY FEELS ARE ALLO VER THE PLACE

OMG THE FEELS! OMG OMG OMG !!! THERE NEEDS TO BE A LOKI MOVIE! DO IT MARVEL STUDIOS PLEASE!?!?

WHAT THE HECK, MY FEELS JUST CATAPULTED. THIS IS INCREDIBLE. -*WHEEZES*

i still haven’t seen thor, captain america, or avengers, but i’d watch the shit out of a loki movie.

dear god motherfuck-

dalmonite:

amixedreality:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

THIS GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW

WAHAAATTTT fljgbdsjlfbglsdg

IT’S MINECRAFT MEETS NATURAL SELECTION MEETS EVE MEETS HALO MEETS MY OWN VIDYA WET DREAMS

DOWNLOADING NOW

WOHAHHHHHAHOWOAHHHHHHWHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHHHH

MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN

DOWNLOADING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

o_o

WHOA WHUT

FIRST PERSON SPACE MINECRAFTERRARIA?

AND IT’S A FUCKING BROWSER BASED GAME

FUCK ARMA 2, I HAVE ANOTHER SURVIVAL GAME TO GUSH OVER

AND THIS FUCKING PHYSICS ENGINE HNNNG

//FUCKING DOWNLOADS RIGHT NOW

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

ah my fucking goatee