
FUCK. FREEZIES.
HONESTLY.
They taste like ASS, by the time you fight your way to the front of the line all the blue ones are gone and you have to settle for like grape or peach or some shit, they’re a BITCH to open, and then they go all Glasgow Smile on the corners of your mouth and it stings like a son of a bitch. Plus if you leave them in the freezer for too long they gellify and then they just taste like crystallized gelatin and make you vomit.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAY MONEY FOR FROZEN WATER?!?! FREEZE JUICE IN ICECUBE TRAYS AND SAVE YOURSELF THE FUCKING TROUBLE. @____@
But I like Freezies Lan