feniiku:

thefoxesmind:

ein-eagle-vanato:

emkaymlp:

221cbakerstreet:

toomuchawesomefor5ft3:

thesoundofkurt:

carlovely:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.

I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdays

thank you jesus

i was about to wonder what would happen if you stuck your penis in there

but then i realized

Internet you never cease to amaze me XD

Who sits down and thinks about things like that?

… what…

i rediscovered why i don’t listen to john legend’s music 

artforadults:

more artworks from lassassin quelle merite tome 2 (series)

by yannick corboz

militarypenguin:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧VALENTINE’S DAY STORY TIME (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I’ve shared this one on Valentine’s Day before on my LJ and wanted to share it here on Tumblr because it’s a favorite of mine. A pair of hardcore sadistic criminals fall in love and—well, if I said any more, it’d spoil the whole story.

Not safe for work and absolutely not for the faint of heart. It’s very twisted but very sweet.

fastpuck:

marmaladecakes:

theladycheeky:

*** HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! ***

I see no reason to not reblog this. Fucking amazing.

BONING JOKE!!!

HEY-O.

suicidegirls:

Pretty pixie SuicideGirl Essence is glowing in her brand new set “Afternoon” Delight available for members only at http://suicidegirls.com

paexie:

I think it was time to remind you that this blog is (sometimes) nsfw.