Time to start thinking up possible career plans. So far I’ve got four:
1. Make-up artist for runways / part-time alcoholic
2. Translator for the United Nations / part-time alcoholic
3. Writer / full-time alcoholic
4. Serial Killer
why not be a writer/make-up artist that is also an alcoholic serial killer….
or you could write stories about make-up artists that are also serial killers that drink together often