So now that I’ve graduated…

fixmyduck:

Time to start thinking up possible career plans. So far I’ve got four:

1. Make-up artist for runways / part-time alcoholic

2. Translator for the United Nations / part-time alcoholic

3. Writer / full-time alcoholic

4. Serial Killer 

why not be a writer/make-up artist that is also an alcoholic serial killer….

or you could write stories about make-up artists that are also serial killers that drink together often